you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
just A milk
The Globe in San Diego. Our mom is a big Shakespeare fan and has done a study abroad in London to learn about Shakespeare.
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me